We suspect that the driver of this is constantly draped in black clothing, black finger nail polish, black lipstick, and generally looks like they could have stepped out of a metal concert, or out of the Adams Family extras cast.

We personally and thankfully haven’t encountered any “goth girls” or “goth” people since high school. We never really understood it, as it actually seems like work to be so “different”.

Anyway from what we remember is if you wanted to become a goth overnight you’d want to order the following:

  • Black nail polish
  • Black lipstick / lip gloss
  • A collection of heavy metal T-Shirts. Top bands are usually Slipknot, Korn, Ozzy Osborn.
  • Black pants, could be jeans, but preferably the pants with a shit load of zippers, and needless straps.

Expert Level: This taken “GothGrl” vanity license plate.